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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? The Best Insults Ever The Best Insults Ever These famous insults are some of the sharpest, most scathing, wittiest and funniest things ever said by one human being about another.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Mayday: The Epigrams of Mae West The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

Because she forgot to flush your twin.

They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

— Unknown So I'm ugly.

leave me a message for when I get back!!!! Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.